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Epic Salmon Migration

Two cool things:

1) Salmon spawning, which you’ve read about already.

2) NowPublic.com. Now Public is a participatory news network. There are a number of tools on the site that let people share news more easily, comment on things in the news, and let them add their own news stories. I’ve been reading the site for a while and recently became a member. Today I posted my first story, “Epic Salmon Migration”. Catchy title, I know. I should have got James to think of a headline.

Let me know what you think of the story, and if you have your own salmon photos, become a member of Now Public and add your photos, or comment on my story.

Lisey’s Story by Stephen King

Stephen King has never been one of my must-read authors. I generally feel that enough book buyers support Stephen King so I don’t have to. Instead I like to read the lesser-known books, the odd-ball fiction, the high-brow academic books that most people happily left behind after university.

I also tend to avoid Stephen King because he scares the crap out of me. My friend Nicole used to read parts of Tommyknockers to me on the school bus. I’d be haunted for days. Reviewers talk about the craft of Stephen King, the brilliance of his writing–I think he scares the crap out of them too.

The thing about Stephen King is that he’s a genius. I once saw him on celebrity Jeopardy and I recall Alex making a joke about whether he was going to let the other players in the game. The man knew everything. I admire a mind like a steel trap–it’s one of the many elements James brings to our relationship. He remembers the things I forget, like people’s names, places we’ve visited, the driving route to Port Moody or to IKEA in Richmond.

But lately Stephen King has been reinserting himself into my reading sphere. A couple of months ago I came across The Cell and was determined to read it. I posted about the charming Stephen King and his appearance on Amazon Fishbowl. Then I bought a cell phone and decided that my own paranoia about gas stations and cell phones (there’s a warning label on the pumps) was probably generating enough anxiety that I could pass on reading The Cell.

Then a week ago I received an advanced copy of Stephen King’s latest novel Lisey’s Story.

Lisey Debusher Landon recently lost her husband–a famous, cult author. He’s widely admired by academics and fans. Has won the National Book Prize and the Pulitzer. He too seems to have a mind like a steel trap, but his houses demons that Lisey is only just coming to understand. Lisey is a bit forgetful too. As she’s cleaning out his study, she realized that he likely told her the passwords to his computers, but it wasn’t important then so she forgot. Little moments of their relationship are like that too. The light heart–the relationship everyone sees; and the dark heart–the one even they like to ignore and forget. Lisey’s attempt to order and store her husband’s memorabilia becomes, in true Stephen King fashion, a journey to the heart of darkness.

That at least is what I gleaned from the back cover and my dip into the first few chapters.

Stephen King really is a master storyteller. His writing structure is incredibly sophisticated. What drove me mad with The Da Vinci Code was the generic, stereotypical characters and the thriller gender stereotype of plot vs. character. Also, there wasn’t really anything imaginative in the writing. The story was good and fast paced, which is what helped me plough through it. But Stephen King. He’s got flashbacks. He’s got several levels of mystery. And each page feels like a set up for something big and dark, which is lurking around the corner. He’s also got suspense and huge creep factor. This last element is why I avoid Stephen King.

I had every intention of ignoring this novel too but I thought it might be a little softer than the others. The cover copy calls it “perhaps King’s most personal and powerful novel ever … the temptations of madness, and the secret language of love.” See, seems rather charming rather than scare-the-pants-off-you.

I was also pulled in because it is an advance reader’s edition. Scribner has, for several years, not produced advances of Stephen King’s works. The reason is because advance reading copies are not for resale, they are meant to get reviewers and booksellers excited and talking about the upcoming book or ordering more copies. Basically they are the front-line buzz makers, they get the early scoop. Sometimes general public, bloggers and others loosely connected to the industry also get advances. But advances are really expensive to make, often more than the actual book. They cost more as well because they are mailed individually to people rather than via bulk shipments to stores. So I have an advance copy. I’m one of the few people in the world with a chance to read Stephen King before the rest of you. That’s pretty exciting. I’m 100 pages into the book, totally hooked but also rattled.

My new rules for Stephen King are

1. I must never read Stephen King alone.
2. I must never read Stephen King first thing when I wake up.
3. I must never read Stephen King when it is dark and rainy outside, and I’m all alone and I’ve just woken up.

I suspect also that #4 is true: I must never read Stephen King before I go to bed.

I’m going to wait until James comes home from early morning fishing and then when there is sunshine outside and lots of people coming for dinner, I will try to read a few more pages.

Thank you Stephen King for being such a creep. And thank you Scribner for tapping my pride and then punishing me with the anxiety of reading the whole book.

Lisey’s Story is available in stores October 24.

Bestsellers, Bloggers and Book Bytes Session at SFU

Bestsellers, Bloggers & Book Bytes:
A Literary Agent’s Guide to the World of Publishing

From SFU
Quote: Agents Don Sedgwick and Shaun Bradley of the Transatlantic Literary Agency will explain the mysterious world of book publishing, the role that the author’s agent plays, and the new publishing forms that may change the rules. The presentation will be followed by a Q&A session.

Topics covered will include:
– how to develop strong titles for a demanding book market
– establishing a business-like author-agent partnership
– creating winning proposals that publishers will buy
– nurturing the author-editor relationship
– building book marketing plans that reach retailers and the public
– the role of new media publishing formats in establishing an author

Event details:
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
7 pm to 9 pm
Fee: $12

Held at:
Simon Fraser University Vancouver
515 West Hastings Street
Vancouver, BC
Room 1420/1430

You can register for this event by phoning 604-291-5000 (ext. 3) and signing up for SUMM 489.

The evening is sponsored by the Canadian Centre for Studies in Publishing and the Writing and Publishing Program at Simon Fraser University.

Free Sessions at Douglas College for Writers, Editors, Marketers

Print Futures, the professional Writing program at Douglas College, has launched a speaker series this fall.

All sessions are free, but preregistration is required.

Info about the speakers and registration is at www.douglas.bc.ca or email printfutures@douglas.bc.ca

Topics include:

October 11 DICKENS MEETS DILBERT: Writing for business
October 25 THE BUSINESS OF WRITING POLITICS
November 8 TECHNICAL COMMUNICATION: Creating information products for the high-tech sector
November 22 MANAGING EXPECTATIONS: Work-life balance for writers

I love managing expectations.

Did anyone go to the first two sessions?

September 13 THEORY 101: Media Theory for Communications Professionals
September 27 SOLO WRITER IN A SOFTWARE COMPANY

Book Review: Third Class Superhero by Charles Yu

Third Class Superhero is the title story of this collection from Charles Yu, and it is by far my favourite.

Moisture Man receives a rejection letter.

Quote: Dear Applicant, not a good sign, the number of qualified candidates this year blah blah far exceeded the number of available blah.

Moisture Man has his good guy card, but he’s not even made it to third class superhero. Some of those he graduated with have climbed the ladder quickly and are already positioned to be first class superheroes.

It’s difficult to compete against the usual assortment of strong and beautiful superhero lads and lassies. The fireball shooters. The ice makers. The telepaths. The shapeshifters. Moisture Man is able to make two gallons of water from the moisture in the air and shoot it in a stream or a gentle mist. Or a ball. “Which is useful for water balloon fights, but not all that helpful when trying to stop Carnage and Mayhem from robbing a bank.”

Yu’s stories all full of anti-heroes, tragic figures and the absurd.

Disclaimer: Third Class Superhero is published by Harcourt and distributed by Raincoast in Canada so I have a vested interest in this book. But I can assure you that I’m not making up my enthusiasm for Yu.

Join Me in Calgary and Toronto

If you live in Calgary, come join me at WordFest 2006.

THE BLOGGER BLOGS
October 14, 2006
Start: 11:30 am, End: 12:30 pm
Venue: Art Gallery of Calgary

Where is the internet publishing revolution taking us? [Where indeed. I suppose I need to reflect on this question …]
Cost: $6

Charles Campbell
Karen Neudorf
Monique Trottier
Shelley Youngblut

I’m also open to suggestions of fun things to do in Calgary. Any blogger meet-ups happening? Any cool tech events? Post to the comments and let me know.

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Toronto Bound!

I’ll be in Toronto the following week, Oct 17-20. I have a conference during the day on the 19th and 20th but if anyone is up for an evening of blogs and beverages, let me know.

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Wow, Adams River to Calgary to Toronto.

Quoted in the Vancouver Sun

I was quoted in the Vancouver Sun this weekend.

Cheri Hanson who writes a regular books and technology column in the Saturday paper quoted me in her article about how blogs can boost word-of-mouth sales.

Quote: Monique Trottier, Internet marketing manager for Raincoast Books, has a personal blog somisguided.com and has also launched a well-trafficked blog at Raincoast.com. She’s a strong advocate of the medium, saying it can connect readers more deeply with the books, stories and authors they love.

But many industry types are still figuring out how to work with blogs effectively. “It’s still kind of in its infancy,” says Trottier.

You can read the full article over on BookNinja.com. I’m directing you there rather than the CanWest site Canada.com because when I tried to search for the article on their site, I couldn’t actually find it. George has some well-founded comments on the barriers to accessing the news. Cheri’s article is also worth reading. She quotes a number of well-known reviewers and bloggers about their dealings with publishers.

Why Salmon Are Interesting

Think Salmon logoLike anything, salmon are interesting if you think about them.

As I mentioned in a previous post, James and I followed the route of the sockeye salmon from the Pacific Ocean, along the Fraser River, up the Thompson River and all the way to the Adams River where the salmon mate, spawn and die.

I started the trip knowing very little about salmon. I assumed I’d learn a lot more. And I was hoping to capture some mental images of these incredible red fish, and some digital and film images of the same fish for the Pacific Salmon Foundation and their THINK SALMON campaign. (I have no idea why THINK SALMON is in all caps, but I’ve been told this is the style so for now THINK SALMON, ALL CAPS, I’m yelling it out, hooray!)

To the point, the story I was hoping to tell was not the earnest story of how these small creatures make their way across vast spans of the continent to find their way back to their birth place to start the process again. Sounded boring, but that’s the story people like to tell. The story of this great struggle. How they come over 400 km to procreate almost exactly in the spot where they were born. How water temperatures, pollution, human development, natural predators all conspire against the mighty salmon. Yes, okay, that’s interesting, but why? The why is the story I hoped to tell.

So why are salmon interesting? As I say, like anything, salmon are interesting if you think about them.

I picked up hundreds of little salmon facts this weekend. Some of them I’ll remember, most I’ll need reminding of at a later date. The big picture is what I will remember.

The word “salmon” in some native languages means “sacred life.”

Our basic instinct as humans is to protect ourselves, to protect our homes and to protect those smaller than us.

We value the idealism of children. Their enthusiasm to recycle, to protect the planet, and to believe that they can change the world. We reinforce this at every step of their lives, until they leave home and set out on their own and get jaded and pessimistic about life, work, down payments, growing old, basically until they become us, adults.

Salmon Who Didn't Make It, Adams RiverSome where along the line the enthusiasm wears off. We still believe it’s important to save the planet, but we think we can pay other people to do that, or the government will fund something, or global warming doesn’t exist, scientists just want to scare us. Saving the world is hard. I don’t have time. It’s costs money. Money I don’t have. It requires too much effort. If things were wrong there would be more panic.

Even among the politicans and activists who spoke at the salmon festival this weekend, you could see in their eyes or hear in their voices these niggling thoughts.

But I think salmon are interesting for this very reason. They allow us to hold two contradictory thoughts simultaneously: salmon are good and should be protected, and I can’t do anything to protect them.

Salmon have a pretty short life cycle, 1-4 years. We can easily imagine a year in the life of salmon. We can identify with their struggles. They’re sleek and colourful and powerful. They’re tasty. We can see them up close in the wild. We can have fun catching them. We can buy them frozen in the store. What I’m saying is that there are lots of “on ramps” here. Lots of ways for us to identify with salmon, lots of ways to start having the conversation about the bigger picture, what salmon tell us about the health of our part of the world.

From salmon stocks we can tell water temperatures, water health (how much silt, how many nutrients in the soil), and water levels.

Water is what sustains us on Earth.

Salmon are interesting because when we start to understand salmon we understand how delicate they are, how development along river banks destroys their world. Without large numbers of salmon coming back to spawn and then die, their bodies can’t decompose and enrich the soil. The trees on the banks can’t survive. The birds have no where to nest. The insects and smaller plants don’t have the nutrients to grow. Smaller fish can’t survive without the insects and plants. Bears lose a source of food. Suddenly we’re moving quickly up the food chain and the life sustaining elements on the bottom rungs are rotten or gone.

Sockeye from AboveSacred life.

When we have an experience that shows us how incredible and awesome the world is, it become very difficult to ignore our role.

Salmon are interesting because they remind us:

1) Not to put poison in our source of food, and
2) Not to piss up river and think it’s not going to affect us later downstream.

It’s tough being an adult.

Try thinking like a kid but with the knowledge of an adult. THINK SALMON

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