This week was a hairy-eyeball week. The kind where you spend a lot of time doing work and very little time doing things like sleeping and eating. Every now and then, I can handle those types of weeks, especially when they bring about quotable gems like the following:
Quote:
* Don’t hire a dog and bark yourself.
* Spreadsheets aren’t strategy.
* What is the square root of Fuck All?
* Not a snowball’s chance in hell.
* Where there’s baloney, there’s a pack of baloney.
* I’m going to come back in and pretend the day is starting fresh.
It’s funny what you’ll say after 5 hours of restless sleep. Next week’s forecast looks like sunny days full of calm, deft precision, lots of sleep and less mania. I’m hoping to use some of these pearls from James & Co.
Quote:
* The only person who likes change is a wet baby.
* I’m not anti-social. I’m selectively social.
* Surely it’s no coincidence that the word “listen” is an anagram of the word “silent”.
And since we’re on the topic of quotables. Here are some of my favourite Dilbertisms.
Quote:
* I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good either.
* I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
* Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
* Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
And that my friends is the week past and the week ahead. Stand back, I’m coming through.